Girl from Mars by Tamara Bach

Author:Tamara Bach
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: JUV039020
Publisher: Groundwood Books Ltd.
Published: 2008-02-29T16:00:00+00:00

PART II

It’s life, but not as we know it

1

What are you really like?

1. Your crush flirts with someone else at a party that you have been looking forward to for ages. What do you do?

a) I go straight home and lock myself in my room with enough chocolate, tissues and sad CDs to last a week.

b) Who cares? I’ll have way more fun with my girlfriends.

c) I make the best of things. I dance provocatively, until he can’t even think about looking at anyone else.

d) I ask my best friend for advice.

What a load of crap. Next question.

2. On the bus, your friends standing behind you suddenly start laughing uproariously.

a) I turn around and start laughing, too, even though I don’t know what it’s all about.

b) I know for sure that they are laughing at me because I have once again done something super embarrassing. I want to dig a hole in the ground and disappear.

c) I tell them to shut up because I want to read in peace. What?!

d) I report them to the bus driver.

Yeah, right.

3. Your friend asks to copy your math assignment.

a) I tell her that I don’t understand the assignment myself, and she should ask someone else.

b) Sure, no problem. One of these days she’ll do me a favor in return.

c) Never. What if we’re caught? I’ll fail, just because of her!

d) I take her aside and tell her that we can do the assignment together.

Oh, brother. What a pile of shit.

4. At the party that you have been looking forward to for ages, you see another girl wearing the identical top.

a) I run straight home and change.

b) I run straight home and stay there and never go out in public again.

c) I rip the shirt off the bloody cow and tell her that she’d better find something else to wear, maybe something that looks good on her for a change.

d) The girl and I laugh together about this hilarious coincidence and have a great time.

If such a thing were possible, then maybe there is a chance for intelligent life out there in space.

The clock says only five thirty-four. God. Turn the page.

Or what about...

1. A girl kisses you at the end of a wonderful evening.

a) Afterwards everything is great, and life is wonderful.

b) You think too much.

c) It was a mistake. It must have been a mistake.

2. If a girl kisses another girl, it means —

a) You’re a lesbian.

b) You just haven’t found the right guy yet.

c) You were drunk and stoned and not in your right mind.

d) What difference does it make who you kiss? Except for animals, that is. Ew.

3. If you spend your whole time trying to remember that moment, it means you are —

a) In love.

b) Forgetful.

c) Confused.

d) Even more confused.

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